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Ass Rag
A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.
By Flossi
Ass Rag
Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.
By Kizzie
Ass Rag
a rag used to whipe someones ass instead of paper

jimmy didnt like to use toilet paper to whipe his ass so he used a rag
By Karylin
Ass Rag
Slang for toliet paper and commonly used amongst non-commissioned members in western militaries. Thought to be derived from 'snot rag' and also to reflect the very poor quality of toliet paper supplied by militaries.

"That was our last roll of ass rag. Guess I'll have to go down to the store and pick up some more rolls of ass rag."
By Pollyanna
Ass-Rag
Booty Stank Smelly when Someone Smells Like Rags After You Wipe Ya Ass In The Shower

Damn That Lady Smells Like Mad Bootycheeks and ass-rags
By Kamillah
Ass Rag
Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.

"Joe? You're an ass rag."
By Rozanna
Ass Rag
a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .

johns Ass Rag was clipped to his pack. He used it to wipe his ass after taking a crap inthe woods.
By Caterina
Emotional Ass-Rag
Fool who allows others to crap in his/her ear about all their problems and is discarded once when the person in question no longer needs them for support. Also anyone who allows themselves to be used, or is frequently used/abused by others who are venting their negative emotions in some way. See DOORMAT.

That emotional ass-rag always lets the hurt and lonely women cry on his shoulder thinking he's going to score with them only to be left alone while she runs off with some other bad-boy like the one who dumped her in the first place.
By Flo
Ragged Ass Daddy
A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating
By Mariana