Two huge tits that aren't perky at all. Gravity has done it's toll on these titties. Usually you would think that big tits would be good, but not these tits, these tits are ass tits. They resemble an ass on a womans chest, and you can't help but wait for an excretion of methane gas from said womans ass tit cleavage.
a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
By Magda
Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)
To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.