Define Asswad Meaning

Asswad
a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.
By Siusan
Asswad
Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.
By Mallissa
Asswad
1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.

Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.
By Agna
Asswad

David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.
By Adelina
Asswad
An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother

Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam
By Rae
Asswad
The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand

Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will
By Nancie
Asswad
Mike...see dipshit, gaywad, dumbass, fuck up, hormonal shitwad...etc.

its saying i dont have enough letters or something so afiuhsoeruhriuhagsdgf

Mike is an asswad! A fucking asswad is mike!!!!!!
By Lissi
Asswad
Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
By Dede
Asswad
A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"
By Blake
Asswad
Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........

one step soca bashment reggae dutty asswad
By Georgina