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Baby Browns
someones brown eyes.

Let me see your baby Browns babe!
By Filide
Baby Browne
A strapping young wipper snapper of the browne family. Used as a pet name during daring sex.

"oh baby browne, how i am enjoying this daring sex."
By Merrie
Baby Brown Whale
A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.

Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
By Jeane
Baby Brown Manatee
Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.

Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
By Georgeanne
Baby Poop Brown
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.

{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
By Rodie
Baby Shit Brown
Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.

{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
By Karena
Baby Shit Brown
A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.

I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.
By Marj
Brown Baby
When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"

"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
By Shandy
Brown Babies
brown babies is a slang word for poop. This term was made famous by jakeandamir.com and collegehumor.com.

Hey, be right back. I'm going to go make some brown babies in the pool.
By Tamra
Brown Baby
to take a shit; used derrogatorily to say that african american babies are in direct relation to human fecal matter

"Hold on man i gotta go make me some brown babies..."
(later)
"Daaaamn you shoulda seen the size of those brown babies i just dropped off at the pool"
By Sharai