A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.
An oriental woman is
enticed to remove her panties and slide down a
bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against
the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the
bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants,
hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"