1) A person who always calls you by name in a
public bathroom
2) A person who insists on talking to you in a public bathroom, either at
the urinal or through the stall door
3) A person who follows you into a public restroom to continue a conversation
4) A person who answers their cell phone will using the urinal or sitting
in the stall
I can't believe
Boy Wonder followed me into the restroom to talk about his life-long dreams of a
beach house, ferrari, cage diving with great whites, visiting the oval office, meeting a president and swimming with a killer whale at Sea World; what a
batorator.