Define Beadle Meaning

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.

a Caucasian woman who is unpleasant or offensive to sight; an ugly white chick.

a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!

a person(s) who has no friends

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About

To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.