The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold,
Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).
Note: While certainly
a plus,
a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.
Me: Gee,
Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't
hear you over my
superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).