"You justgotpwned by my nobz!" That's because you're beardy."
By Selinda
Beardy
The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).
Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.
Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).
By Clemmie
Beardy
When a gay guy goes on and on about the hotness of some rather plain chick in a vain attempt to appear straight, that chick is beardy.
1.) God, why do girls go on about that DebraMessing? Can't they tell she's so fuckin' beardy?
2.) I used to think Katie Holmes looked pretty beardy, and then she hooked up with Tom Cruise. Man, did I call that--she's the über-beard!
