Define Berman Meaning

Berman
a perverted, yet hilarious person who enjoys to stand out in a crowd.

-Did you hear what Alex said to the teacher yesterday?
-I know! he's such a berman
By Kym
Berman
Someone kind of homely looking with no sense of humor

Dude, don't be such a berman, let's go for a drink?
By Adina
Will Berman
Drummer of MGMT. Possibly the most attractive member of MGMT. unfortunately he's married to model, Janelle Shirtcliff Berman. It has been said that Will is a sex god. This is a true statement.

Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?

Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.
By Frank
Bermanate
v. ber-mah-nate; n. ber-mah-nay-shun

-verb (used with object)

1. to spew semen everywhere.

2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,

liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.

3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.

4. to destroy by force of orgasm.

-noun

5. the act of bermanating.

Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >

Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.

Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.

Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.

Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.

Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
By Doralyn
Berman
A guy that is very sexy, yet quiet outspoken but very funny. Usually girls will like him.

Berman may also refer to the "strong silent type".

Girl1: He's so hot!
Girl2: Yeah.. He's such a Berman though..
By Zena
Bermanism
A nickname characterized by a modification of the nicknamed person's name, usually a play on words. Created and made famous by ESPN personality Chris Berman.

"Curtis 'My Favorite' Martin"

"Jake 'Daylight Come and I Want to' Delhomme"

"Hunter Cant'run'well"

All of the above are Bermanisms.
By Mariann
Bermanization
The process of destroying Star Trek as an interesting concept.

The 2nd season of Enterprise was an important development in the field of Bermanization
By Lisetta
Bermaned
bermaned

To throw up at a party, specifically in front of people.

Can be used interchanged with vomited.

"That dude bermaned all over my couch."

To 'pull a berman'
By Jan
Berman
A Berman is a expert pussy slayer capable of legendary sexual acts impossible for a normal man

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me to fuck a berman, can't blame her tho.
By Teressa
The Chris Berman
While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
By Dedra