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Define Berto Meaning

*berto's
\'bər-tōs\

noun
1. a Mexican fast-food restaurant, generally named after the proprietor, but oftentimes clearly named only to keep with the popular -bertos naming formula established by the original (and arguably the best), Roberto's. Examples include Alberto's, Royberto's, Jaunberto's, Humberto's, Jilberto's, Aiberto's, Aliberto's, Hamburto's, Ruberto's, Filiberto's, Hilberto's, Ramberto's, Gualberto's, Adalberto's, Rolberto's, and Danberto's. (Actually, Danburto's I made up, but it's plausible.)
2. any such Mexican fast-food-type restaurant, regardless of the name (ex. Sombrero's).
3. any of the food one would purchase from the aforementioned restaurants.

Examples:
1. "Dude, let's go to the *berto's! I need carne asada."
2. "They're putting in yet another *berto's? Sweet... never can have too much Mexican food."
3. "We went out for some *berto's after drinking all night, and damn did it ever hit the spot."
By Juanita
Berto
A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.

J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.
By Jo Ann
Berto
A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."
By Andi
Berto
The coolest guy in the world!

I wish i was Berto
By Brittni
Berto
A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife

Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto
By Tracie
Berto
Penis,

Mate, Look At The Size Of My Berto
By Alyson
Berto
Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.

EW LOOK A SMELLY BERTO!

I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.
By Isahella
'Bertos
A drive-thru Mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- The Mexican equivalent to Cheap Chinese take-out. The menu consists of typical Mexican-American fare and is usually substantial in size. It is NO generalization to note that every 'Berto's has a signature burrito- Often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
Also to note that most 'Berto's are converted Weinerschnitzel, Raxx or Naugle's restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that ALL 'Berto's have an unlimited "chips n' salsa" bar inside.

Examples of a "Berto's" include, but not limited to:

Umberto's

Adalberto's

Humberto's

Oberto's

Emberto's

Hamberto's

Bertolinos

Abertos

Robertos

Ebertos


(Calling from Drive-Thru)
"I'm at 'Bertos, you want anything?"
"Which one?"
"The one on (xy) street."
"Pick me up a California Burrito Combo, but tell 'em no salsa. I don't like the way they do it there."
"Yeah, the salsa at the other 'Berto's is a little better."
By Cornelia
Berto
A sweaty fat kid that smells

Did u shower cause u smell like a Berto
By Shantee
Berto
A Berto is a convicted rapist, usually a child rapist

“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood”
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids”
By Corinna