Known globally for its set date of
December 1st (
December 2nd for those who intend to be official for all timezones), The Big Nut marks the end of No Nut November, in which men far and wide can be heard busting some of the most potent, thickest nuts of their lives. The Big Nut also marks the beginning of
Destroy Dick December.
It is common belief that those who do not participate in The Big Nut following their success in No Nut November transcend from mortal beings to godhood, but no cited instances have been recorded. Perhaps succeed for yourself, and you shall find the true answer.
"Day 27: I cannot believe it... to think we started with millions upon millions of brave soldiers, we are only left with a couple hundred
comrades... we shan't allow for their defeats to be in vain... Soon enough, we shall approach the mythical day of
THE BIG NUT! Onwards!"
