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Billy Crystal
A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.

It wouldn't be a Yankees game if we didn't get a shot of Billy Crystal sitting in a luxury box.
By Dorree
Billy Crystal
adj: Describes someone who struts around town like he owns the place; Someone who thinks they're the cock-of-the-walk.

"Get a load of this Billy Crystal that just walked into the room...he'll probably ignore us all."
By Kaleena
Billy Crystal
Slang for methamphetamine.

Yo, anybody know where I can find Billy Crystal?
By Leanora
Billy Crystal Jew
A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
By Lillis
Billy Crystal Day
A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.
By Pammi
The Billy Crystal Experience
A renaming of the sexual term 69. Used so others do not know that you are talking about anything remotely sexual.

Me an my girlfriend totally did the billy crystal experience.
By Esmeralda
Billy Crystal Pants
Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.
By Randie
Billy Crystal Foundation
Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
By Vanessa
Billy Crystal's Bane
The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.
By Astrix