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Define Birthday Candle Meaning
Birthday Candle
Putting you legs
over your head
and
blowing a load
in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to
Meeee
"
No body
remembered
Marks birthday, so he gave himself the
birthday candle
in
celebration
of surviving another lonely year.
By Elna
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Birthday Candling
Having sex with a girl on your birthday,
pulling out
, cumming all over her, and then
getting that
followed up by an
intense blowjob
.
Bro,
Alyssa
and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my
candle
in, lit it up, and she
blew me
out.
By Daphene
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Birthday Candling
Having sex
loudly
while your parents and
sister
are in the room
next door
.
Omg mum i think
simon
is
birthday candling
next door
.
By Brook
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Birthday Candle
sending
duck
pics
or getting them on
your birthday
Robin
look at these big
birthday
candles
By Jenda
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Dirty Birthday Candle
When the guy is about to cum,
the girl
blows
the jizz
as it comes out as far as she can.
at
my birthday
party last night, that girl
dirty birthday
candled
me ;)
By Davine
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Who Pissed Out Your Birthday Candles?
only
the greatest
saying to procede with the
action
of
pissing
someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee
: who
pissed out
your birthday
candles
?
By Madeleine
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Can't Light A Birthday Candle With A Blowtorch
Idiom
. Used to describe
a person's
lack of intelligence or
inability
to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any
surprise
how
badly
he did? That idiot
can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch
.
By Cairistiona
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Parisienne Birthday Candles
Cigarettes
This girl was givin' me the
gears
so I
fired up
a
pack
of Parisienne birthday candles.
By Helenka
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