Define Bismarck Meaning

Pay no mind all of the other definitions here involving penile slapping or other perverted juvenile hoohah, Bismarck is a town in south central North Dakota (and named after Otto Von Bismarck) that is also the state capital, but this is really all it has going for it. It's the 2nd largest city in ND, (with Fargo being #1), but it has the provincial mindset of a town a tenth of its size.

Bismarck (also known either as the "Bizzo", "Bis-bang" or "Bisquick") is a quite boring, convervative-minded, extremely philistine, & white-bread town where people aged 18-35 are conspicuously absent, mainly because they have all moved away to other more intellectually & culturally superior cities (mainly to go to school there), namely Fargo, Minneapolis, Seattle, Chicago, etc. The majority of the population that live in Bismarck are all either soccer-mom-type families and the middle-aged to elderly, making for less than a "hip" city (for want of a better term).

Bismarck is a depressing, bland shithole, however, it is quite a clean, quiet, and near crime-free city, but that's it. There are no clubs or decent music venues, no decent art museums, no Thai restaurants, no bohemian/intellectual aspects at all, just the same old tired soccer-mom & blue-collar-barfly-catering interests, (however, the "Urban Harvest" festival held downtown every summer is somewhat of a refreshing exception to this). The only form of recreation around here is either getting drunk, or driving up and down Main St. downtown continuously, ad nauseaum, wasting gasoline.

Also, the music scene here is quite disappointing, its mainly middle-aged (once again) bar-playing cover bands doing covers of 70s "classic rock" tunes, and white blues players, although there are a few exceptions. However, the music scene here 10 years ago (around 97-98) was quite impressive (even giving Fargo or Minot's scenes a run for their respective monies), with quite a few punk/metal/indie/electronic groups. But alas, this was soon to come to an end with all the people involved in these bands moving far away from here later on :(.

Bismarck is a great place to live, if you want to be bored to insanity, or to be deprived of anything of cultural/intellectual significance. What can I say, Bismarck is quite a middle-aged city if there ever was one. I'd leave this city in a heartbeat, but it seems like I'm perpetually impoverished to afford a move...

(noun) The act of ejaculating in a chick's eye and then punching it shut so the resulting scene resembles the Iron Chancellor's famous monacle.
(verb) 'to bismark'

Slapping someone across the face with your semi flaccid penis. In order to leave a dick shaped bruise on the face.

A bismarck is when you take your dick and slap it across someone else's face. If you are gay, then you will do it do another guy. If you are sraight, then you will do it to another girl. It is pretty nasty and sick people do that.

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.

When you take a shit in the toilet tank and it comes out the next time someone flushes.

When you are expecting more out of the situation or a general misfortune that you encounter.

From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror on the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine