Define Bjarne Meaning

a guy with a tiny dick

Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.

A Norwegian name meaning bear.
Usually a foreign guy; for example an exchange student from Norway or surrounding countries.

Known for his ability to entertain, being a badass and charm the American ladies.

Scared of beetles;runs, plays, act like a girl ; Homo; Bi

Fastest cock, usually blond
Forever alone

When you get really angry at your bike and toss it like Bjarne Riis did in the Tour de France 1997.

On the final time trial stage everything went wrong and Bjarne had enough.

See the incident on youtube by searching for "Bjarne Riis 1997 bike toss"

This term can be used around friends that either know of Bjarne Riis or are into cycling, seeing as this is a very famous moment in the history of the race.

Someone who is bald and doesn't understand the ways of Facebook because he is close to 40 years old

Vikes jersey, "come on defense"!! Feathers everywhere