Define Norwegian Meaning

Norwegian
Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*
By Othella
Norwegian
Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!
By Heather
Norwegian
usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people

Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.
By Teddi
Norwegian

Holy shit! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian!
By Elenore
Norwegian
the goddamn illest nationality on the planet. norway beats all ya trumps. where you can see all the tall blond woman and once u come back to america u c all the dirty fat chix and whatever you see em do.

i am Japanese of norwegian Origin.
By Georgia
Norwegian
A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.

American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!
By Terese
Norwegianing
Skiing down a maountain almost naked while listening to black metal with a cheese slicer in one hand fish iin the other

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!
Guy 2: He's Norwegianing
By Suzette
Norwegian

Person one: Ooh, Look at th pretty spirals in the sky, are they Aliens?
Person 2: No, God forgot to debug the sky again, Damn Norwegian events.
By Almeda
Norwegian
People of a beautiful northern, socialist-democratic country who all manage to have a good lifestyle and live on smoked fish, impalatable rye flatbed, dill, and fish balls with boiled potatoes.

See that Norwegian over there? She's baking ulekake for Christmas.
By Kelcey
Norwegian
A person that think he/she knows English but doesn’t.

Hallo! Wear do you come from?
Norwegian
I too! What’s the clock?
Half on ten!
Bye on the toilet
You old chocolate
By Karine