A plant belonging to the genus
Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a
florist (if they're not a
hairdresser).
Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "
A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An
assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
