British fellow: YOU
FUCKING YANK, GO LYE ON UR ARSE AND
EAT SOME SHIT YOU WANKER.
Me: Might I remind you we kicked your ass in the american revolution,
the war of 1812, and we have bailed your ass out 2 major world wars by providing massive amounts of troops and supplies to help?
British fellow: LOL YOU WANKER ITS ARSE, NOT ASS. FUCKING YANKS!
Me: Would you please shut the hell up you crumpet eating bastard, just do me a favor and shut the hell up, I do agree american english is differant from your english, and trust me I wish I could call it "american" but that won't happen anytime soon. The next time you call me a yank, I bust your fucking rotton teeth outta your mouth, then you WILL have to see a dentist for once in your life you stupid brit.
British fellow: Gee lad, that kinda hurt, you didn't have to go so deep.
Me: Yes, lets stop fighting about who is better and go take out a communist country like China or North Korea.
British fellow: Good idea lad, I shall bring the fighter jets!
Me: Right on