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Define Bologna Sandwich Meaning

Bologna Sandwich
A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".

Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!
By Micheline
Bologna Sandwich
When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.
By Caitrin
Bologna Sandwich
Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich
By Dorelle
Bologna Sandwich
The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all

"I totally got a bologna sandwich last night!"
By Gratiana
Open Face Bologna Sandwich
an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich
By Vicky
Like A Hungry Dog Going After A Bologna Sandwich
To attack fevorishly.

When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.
By Amelia
Bologna Winged Ham Sandwich
Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.
By Christyna
Bologna Sandwich
v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
By Vania
Bologna Sandwich
A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
By Betsy
Bologna Sandwich
A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
By Robena