Johnny went the rest of the day with a brown nose because when he went to kiss his boss's ass, his nose went into his asshole.
By Jocelyn
Brown-noser
Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).
Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.
By Janine
Brown Noser
A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
The act of attempting to get on someone’s good side by trying to please them in one way or another. This person will stop at nothing including licking of the actual butt hole (hence the name brown noser)
Alex always called in, and was a bi-polar POS at the work place. He was such a brown noser to Christian (the boss) to make himself look like he was a valuable asset to the business. You could see the shit dripping off his mouth.