Define Buttwipe Meaning

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

In other words; a jerk, asshole, jackass, or more importantly, "asswipe". Only pussy-whipped bastards that have no balls use "buttwipe"

someone who is an asshole or someone who you despise immensely

stupid people who cant seem to get their life straight. or their life haters who cannot read. mainly those who are failing every class.

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.