Define Candian Meaning

Candian
A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word

Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!
By Ibby
Candian
The origin comes from a canadian who had just sniffed some cocaine and is a little confused with the words flying out of his mouth.

Person 1: Hey are you Canadian?

Person 2: Yah I'm Candian!

Person 1: EH?
By Eda
Candian
a place that wants to be the usa but will never be

wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it
By Rochelle
Candian
A person from the town of Candia, NH.

If you are from the town of Candia, then you are a Candian.
By Maureen
Candian Twister
When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out

I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it
By Marti
Candian Wet Willie
When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
By Giulietta
Candian Dismount
When coming

in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"

Shit man that guy did a candian dismount and banged his head off the shirt boxes
By Wren