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Define Carpenter Dream Meaning

Carpenters Dream
flat as a board and easy to nail

By Roxanne
Carpenter's Dream
The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!
By Paule
Carpenter's Dream
a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
By Mira
Carpenters Dream
flat as a board and never been screwed

By Micheline
Carpenter's Dream
A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!
By Ajay
Carpenter's Dream
Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
By Nata
Carpenter's Dream
A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
By Estell
(Girl) Carpenter's Dream
Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!
By Deb
Carpenter's Wet Dream
A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.
By Jillian