Define Castilloed Meaning

Castillo

¡Mire ese castillo!-Look at that castle!
By Yolanthe
Castillo
Cas⋅ti⋅llo  /kɑsˈtilyɔ, -yɔ/ or kahs-tee-lyaw, -yaw

–noun

1. Classical def.:a common prostitute and/or woman of questionable virtue; likely of sea origin, adhering herself like a barnacle to a merchant ship's hull as it made it's way from port to port. Sexual favors provided therein spread disease and pestilence across the Mediterraean and nearly capsized Lisbon in 1643.

2. Modern/Slang: a succubus who will then either; a.) defile your sheets with excrement and obfuscate your personal possessions about the bedroom as a rite of passage among women of her sort; b.) leave you with temporary VD and steal your cereal.

3. Archaic: A ruffian; a floozy.

Origin:

1645–Present; < L < Espana: act of depravity, despicable act of a sexual nature; < L < Portugal: slang use for fellatio with dogs or equivalent; n. use of fem. custallos, equiv. to a- a- 6 + -custallambros- (comb. form of brotōs mortal; akin to L mortuus dead, murder by sexual depravity) + -ios adj. RARE USAGE-present; < L < Trin./Tobago: a drunk who becomes flustered; often naked.

Other uses: slang term for a raw deal, as if being robbed by a 'hooker of pirate origin'; or rather "I was totally Castillo-ed by Rachel"

1.) "Poor Captain Valencia mistook a Castillo for a woman of gentry and has succumbed to the groin-plague."

2.) "I can't go out tonight, I'm drowsy, have to do laundry. Totally Castilloed."
By Honoria
Joey Castillo
The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.

Joey Castillo replaced Dave Grohl.
By Em
Mrs. Castillo
A big fat guy who likes to molest small children in McDonalds while he eats chicken nuggets.

Look at fat guy with those scared children, he must be a Mrs. Castillo
By Liesa
Castillo Challenge
A drink made in six easy steps
1) 4 shots of cheap ass Castillo Gold rum
2) 1 shot of coke
3) Mix well
4) Chug
5) Wait a couple minutes
6) Giggle like a little girl

Last night I took the Castillo Challenge and passed out for most of the movie.
By Claudina
Pedro Castillo
Sexiest and most interesting MAN in the world. He also is known to be a sex god.

Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.
By Veronike
Teresa Castillo
A small actress/model who mostly plays small roles in TV shows. One of her most famous roles was on iCarly when she played the incredibly hot & stupid intern.

She is extremely gorgeous & is on par with Ariana Grande the prettiest girl in the world.

But unlike Ariana Grande, Teresa can appeal to all ages & races of men so in that way she might be the one to hold the rightful title of prettiest girl in the world.

It is also unknown what ethnicity she is.

She is also a under-rated actress who needs to be reconized by her outstanding beauty.

Teresa Castillo & Ariana Grande are the prettiest girls in the world.

I would kill to get a hug from Teresa Castillo.

Teresa Castillo is a goddess.
By Darcee
Emily Castillo
Simply the best girl u could even think of.Is Amazing and would be the best girlfriend in the world.think of the most beautiful girl and thats Emily Castillo

By Pia
Cesar Castillo
THe real pimp papa the big daddy of all the mc daddys, king ding a ling, el papi conditioner, el papi songo que se lo mete mas ondo. the greatest of the greatest. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND the man that defeated chuck norris. Cesar Castillo is a war machine capable of going into any mission seaking and destroying its targets cesar castillo has only failed 1 MIssion.cesar is also known for his incredible hoe beating skills cesar slaps the hoes with his special weapon of choice...."D BLACK mumba" aka a ancient dominican blessing stick that turns hoes into house wifes. when thou cesar passes by all hoes shall knell before him and chant his name. Cesar has one weakness that makes him normal and quiet..but you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAA KNOW!!!

there is no example of cesar CASTILLO theres only one! and only one
By Morgana
Legit Castillo

Yo holmes, I just dropped a Legit Castillo on her chest.
By Roana