Define Chon Meaning

Chon
A word short for "punch on", meaning to fight somebody.

Guy 1: Dude your so gay.
Guy 2: Wanna chon?
Guy1: Yeah, aright.

They then begin to belt the shit out of eachother.
By Agnola
Chon
n: a goofy, apathetic, procrastinating, lanky male with sloth like demeanor, and a long facial structure with bushy dark brown hair. Many think that there are more than one "Chons" out there, but in reality there is only one.

v: (1). To eat a meal very slowly.
(2). To be bad at video games.
(3). To take a very long shower.
(4). To take many, many shits in one day.
(5). To procrastinate as long as possible before doing any school work.
(6). To mess up at the WORST possible moment.
(7). To not know one's own name while introducing oneself.
(8). To take long naps in the middle of the day.


n: guy 1: "I think I just saw Chon."
guy 2: "That couldn't have been Chon because, its 3 o'clock in the afternoon and so the real Chon would be asleep right now. That must be a Chon look-alike."

v: (1). Jerry was really chonning it at lunch today; it must have taken him an hour to eat his sandwich.
(2). He was chonning really bad at Super Smash Bros, he managed to kill himself within two seconds.
(3). Because Bill's roommate was chonning the shower. Bill barely had time for his own shower before class.
(4). I think there must have been laxatives in my coffee this morning, because I have been chonning all day today.
(5). James was seriously chonning his Bio test.
(6). Everyone was pissed off because I had really chonned our presentation.
(7). That girl was so hot that I really chonned it when introducing myself.
(8). Guy 1 "I only got 9 hours of sleep, but I think I am going to take a nap."
Guy 2 "Oh man, you are going to be really chonning it."
By Alfie
Chon
If oneself calls one a chon, the victim is considered a geek/dork/nerd/bod (or something of that kind) by the perpertrater. Or if one takes on the caracteristics of a blind goldfish, he/she/it is also considered a chon.

chon john!!! chon john!!! chon john!!! chon john!!!
By Dinah
Chon

Yo lets get a gram of chon tonight.
By Lanie
Chon Chon

Popeye: You white bitch, GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON!
By Gerta
Chon Chon
A mexican slang term for sex or for having sex

"Gimmie some chon chon!"
By Ingeberg
Chon Chon

I took my gf to the car to chon chon.
By Alida
Chons
To fight, or 'chon-on'
From the term, punch on
pun-ch on- : chons

- She better not, or there'll be chons
By Elayne
Chon
To perform the sexual act of eating leftover food from someone’s butthole

It’s a little weird, but my partner and I tried chonning last night.
By Gwennie
Chon
Vernacular nickname for Koreans, with strongly offensive overtones. It is the most frequently used syllable in the Korean language with a well-defined tone. Can be used in conjunction with English words or appended at the end of sentences to make the statement understood to be Korean.

1) Wud up Chon? Had jo Kimchi today yet nom sayin'?

2) I was playing Starcraft 2 last night and this player-chon was so pro he owned in 1 minute! I got totally chon-ed up son.
By Blisse