Define Chopped Off Meaning

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

Receiving a blowjob

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

Making an excess amount of cash

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

an interchangeable expression that is used to describe something 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often used when elated or excited over a specific happening or event. Can also be capatialised 'OFF CHOPS' to depict higher elation.

Often confused with the less awesome 'off the chops', used to signify one's ability to never get laid.

Australian idiom usually expressed after dropping a good pill or after smoking/injecting some quality meth.

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"