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Define Christ On A Cracker Meaning

Christ On A Cracker
when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
By Candida
Christ On A Cracker
Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!
By Mariann
Christ On A Cracker
An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"
By Sophi
Christ On A Cracker
Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!
By Nani
Christ On A Cracker
When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
By Beckie
Jesus Christ On A Cracker
A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
By Gilbertine
Jesus Christ On A Cracker
An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"
By Addie
Christ On A Cracker Thanos No
A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”
By Lezlie
Christ Onna Cracker
christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
By Kaycee
Christ On A Fucking Cracker
Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
By Maressa