Define Clay Aiken Meaning

closeted homosexual.

When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

American pop singer, somewhere in-between all the gushing love and vitriolic insults seen in other UD definitions. Loves his mama and his dog, doesn't curse or drink in public, can take a dirty joke now and then, and wings his critics' sarcasm back at them with class and kindness.

Clay Aiken is an amazing man, with gorgeous eyes, who really cares for children. His foundation, The Bubel-Aiken Foundation helps individuals with special needs find inclusion in society. He's an amazing singer, & he has a heart of gold.

He came in second place on Season 2 of American Idol, but he has been number one in the hearts of his fans, also called "Clayniacs" or "Claymates".

He's an amazing person.

Best singer in the world! He's caring,handsome and talented!