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Define Clutz Meaning

Clutz
Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.

Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.

Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?
By Letizia
Clutzed
to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

"i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing"
By Claudie
Clutz
A person who is clumsy or has no filter

You are a total clutz.
By Dotty
Coffee Clutz
A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy

Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?

Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.

Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.
By Elvina
Dick Clutz
when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.
By Emmi
Clutz
Blayson

You’re such a Blayson hahaha
You’re such a clutz hahaha
By Koren
Coup Clutz Clan
Incoming triggered trump supporters who can't take a joke

Normal people: Coup Clutz Clan, ha

Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED
By Natka
Coup Clutz Clan
The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.

I wonder if Marco Rubio is going to join the Coup Clutz Clan?
By Stevana
Coup Clutz Clan
Proof that leftists can't meme and will call anyone and everything a white supremacist, while ignoring the fact that their beloved Biden tried to keep a black person off the SCOTUS bench by manufacturing a fake rape lawsuit and called the efforts to stop segregation " a racial jungle "

Emily ACAB BLM (Xi/Xer): Oh no the racist Coup Clutz Clan are trying to steal the election, anyway here's my onlyfans.
By Danika
Class Clutz
The one kid in the class who can trip while sitting in a chair.

Jimmy is the class clutz. While tying his shoe, he knocked over a chair while simultaneously knocking a shelf of books on the teacher.
By Ferne