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Cms
Chronic Masturbation Syndrome-Having and giving into the urge of masturbating all the tiimmmeeee until its to the point of it being unhealthy.

Brian u have cms. theres no excuse for having a jizz carpet in your den nd white stains on your computer chair cmon dude.Brian: NO I DONT U GUYS R SO GAY. Look you need help and if its an intervention that you need tthats what its ganna have to be because brian theres always help.
By Flossi
Cms
Chronic Masturbation Syndrome
illegal in over 4 countries.

Nick had a bad case of CMS after returning from band camp.
I'm sorry to tell you this scooby, but you and shaggy have CMS.
By Nell
Cms
constant menstrual syndrome a longer form of pms.

Since my girlfriend has cms,she is always pissed at me.
By Shae
Cms
CMS is an acronym for Communication Management System. The term is used to describe a telephone call accounting or reporting system, ACD, voice mail and conference reporting.

I use a Shadow CMS system for tracking my communication facilities.
By Dannie
/cm/
/cm/ is a board on 4chan, primarily dealing with cute males, for which the board is named. /cm/ has many pics of lovely anime guys all over each other. The anons here consist mainly of gay men and yaoi fangirls.

/cm/ is closely related to /y/, the yaoi board. What differentiates the two is that /cm/ is SFW, and /y/ is NSFW. Therefore, showing of genitals is banned on /cm/, and should stay on /y/.

Ariana: Hey did you see the giant Durarara thread on /cm/?
Wes: Hell yes I did! It had all the best hot guys!
By Sophie
CM
Cunnie marster or Cock master

I is a real CM
By Nellie
CMS
The worst school district in the world. There are no funds to do anything constructive or help students to do well. Their are too many students and not enough teachers. This results in large class sizes, so students do not get any kind of individual attention whatsoever. There are only two levels of courses. Honors, for the gifted students, and standard for the students who are really stupid or do not try. There are no courses for the average, middle of the road person who WANTS to learn.The lunchrooms are disgusting, the food is cheap, and unhealthy. They also feed the students old, expired food that should be thrown out.The restrooms are just as awful. There is writing all over the stalls, and you're lucky if you have toilet paper, or soap to wash your hands with. At almost all of the schools, fights are a common thing. Students come to class with wepons, drugs, and god only knows what else. Never send your child to a CMS school. It is the fast track to failure.

Student 1: "I hate CMS." Student 2: "I know! I'm failing all of my classes because I was sick with food poisoning from the garbage they serve for lunch. None of my teachers will help me get caught up!" Student 1:"You're fucked."
By Marabel
CM
And abbriviation for call me.

Girl: babe CM

Boy: alright babygirl
By Vitoria
CM
Japanese way of saying commercial.

I like to watch the CMs because it's interesting.
By Terrie
CMS
C.M.S = Cock Meat Sandwhich
CMS = the act of sucking ones dick

You better get hungry real quick because you got CMS waiting...
By Candice