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Define Coathanger Meaning

Coathanger
An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"
By Jehanna
Coathanger
The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
By Susy
Coathanger
what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
By Seka
Coathanger
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
By Kimberli
Coathanger
A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
By Stephi
CoatHang
Code word amongst men of secretly saying to abort the mission or to leave a bad situation.

" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"
By Cathi
Coathangered
The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.

When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.
By Valeria
Coathanger Tan
The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.
By Ashlee
Coathanger Abortion
Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.
By Vickie
Hopatcong Coathanger
While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.
By Oralla