Define Cockwomble Meaning

Cockwomble
( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya heโ€™s a real cockwomble
By Honey
Cockwomble
When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.

"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"
By Goldina
Cockwomble
A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
By Ara
Cockwomble
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
By Karly
Cockwomble
The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!
By Belinda
Cockwomble

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.
By Pearl
Cockwomble
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )

Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.
By Shea
Cockwomble
The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)

By Doris
Cockwomble
The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.
By Kaylyn
Cockwomble
Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.

Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble
By Abbe