The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet.
Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very
soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that
can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !
Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible
way to be as perfect as these people.
sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.