Define Contarded Meaning

Contarded
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
By Daisie
Contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
By Beitris
Contarded
-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
By Dinah
Contarded
constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.
By Timothea
Contarded
a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
By Amandie
Contarded
of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!
By Annabell
Contard
Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.

Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.
By Ramona
Contard
Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
By Othilie
Contard
A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.

Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.
By Elysha
Contard
A combination of 'Conservative' and 'Retard.'

A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.

A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.

Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
By Zonda