A shitty ass little
zit of a town in California.
Full of
meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is
boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that
trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of
hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has
awesome shit to do there!
Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
