Define Crooning Meaning

Crooning
The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.
By Blakeley
Croon
To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.

The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.
By Chicky
Croon
to sing sentimentally- a word originating from 50's dialect.

She crooned to baby to help him sleep.
By Jolie
Croon
To sing with honey in your voice; often used at the end of 80's songs--the music fades out, the crooning does not.

El Debarge, from the early 80's motown group Debarge, really knew how to croon.
By Corrie
Croon
Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.

"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"
By Winonah
Crooning

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning
By Deeanne
Croon

By Daveta
Croon
Going for cruise in the car with no purpose that turns into a hoon,dragracing and performing burnouts and powerslides etc.Usually happens on sunday.

Not doin much today mate,went for a croon this morning maybe again later
By Wynny
Croon

Ruth: wew, your croon looks massive david
David: Ruth, its a croon
By Aridatha
Croon
An action one performs when they have a very obnoxious laugh.

Kim: "Hey, John, whats 9+10?"
John: "21"
Kim: *croons*
By Franky