Define Crunker Meaning

Crunker
Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.

Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.

He's totally crunker than she is.

He's a totally crunker partier than she is.

He's a total crunker.
By Joceline
Crunker
An alcoholic and/or partier.

Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."
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Crunkers

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Crunkered
Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."
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Butt Crunker
Derivative of the butt head genre. It is an insult to one who acts worse than a butt head, butt nugget, or butt foot.

Quit acting like a friggin Butt Crunker
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Mother Crunker
a pg-13 version of mother f%cker

ultimate fighter josh koscheck is a mother crunker.
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Crunkered
past tense of crunk to talk about a situation where you were crunk

Man remember that night we were so crunkered
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