1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf!
Wolf!'
2:
A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of
Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
Man: 'Stop
crying Wolf! Wolf!'
Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's
Fido going
Woof! Woof!'
Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'