Dale Earnhardt Jr.
1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)
2.) One who
turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring,
mindnumbing, and trivial)
3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)
4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter,
granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr.
Earnhardt... Flying off the course and
bursting into
flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...