Define Danny Glover Meaning

Danny Glover
Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
By Deanne
Danny Glover
when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.

Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.
By Hilda
Danny Glover
a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.

just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now
By Adella
Danny Glover
-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.

Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!
By Renae
Danny Glover
The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating ā€œIā€™m getting too old for this shit!ā€
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.

Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.
By Tootsie
Danny Glover
The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.
By Becca
Danny Glover
50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.

Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."

Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."
By Lizette
Danny Glover
When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.

Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!
By Maisey
Danny Glover
Quite possibly the finest actor in the history of film.

Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards
By Danita
Danny Glover Defence
The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
By Deborah