the best meteorologist in the district of lex 1 . hangs with the hottest girls in white knoll and is too kool for the haters. his best friend bella kane always has his back and wont let anyone get on him. if you ever want to see the weather, evan is the one!
"hey whats the weather"
"hold on let me check evan deese's snapchat story."
"isnt that bellas bestie?"
"yes they make pancakes together"
"my favorite friendship.''
The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"