A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown
Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing!
Trooper: Yea and he still qualifies for welfare!!!
Municipal cop: Hey! The media is here! Look busy guys!!!
When two men are simultaneously enjoying one woman and one of the two accidentally cums on the other guy. Thus you've shot the sheriff, so you are a Dirty Deputy.
Tom and Tim were getting her from both sides when all of a sudden Tom lost control and pulled a Dirty Deputy all over Tim. Tim wasn't sure whether to cry or to finish.
By Calla
Deputy Dangles
Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.
A racist bitch who think she’s the shit because she has a man hair cut and a super hero behind behind a badge. Gets no dick so has to make pleasure in ruining kids life.
An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."
