1. )"I was playing some Mario Party with my friends last night. I was winning by like 10 stars and in the last 5 turns I went from
1st place to last. Also, my friend won the fucking lottery and got 100 coins for no good fucking reason. The game is
total bullshit."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no
correlation to my input."