Fried, never denied, never lied, always tried, haters cried
Plenty came plenty tried, some got fried, they say some died. Nobody lied when he sighed - as poetic with with pride his crackness rhymed, when his love was denies they cried!
Diaz - lord of mankind
Jones: What's in your lip?
Chipper: Diaz bro.
Jones: What flavor?
Chipper: Griz straight.
Jones: True yo, can i grab a pinch?
By Augustine
Diaz Monday
When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the haremprotagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Is that Rosa Diaz? I heard she could rip a man’s throat out with her bare hands...
By Merola
Marco Diaz
Character from SVTFOE. Is mostly shipped with Star Butterfly or Tom the demon. Recently kiss Jackie Lynn Thomas who most of the fandom despises because she does not deserve Marcos love and after everything star has done for Marco he still never notices that Star is the perfect girl for him. He is a brunette 14 year old boy who has a cute little mole under his eye. He has a green belt with a stripe in Karate. He met star after she started living with him when she came to earth by King and queen Butterfly in the kingdom of mewni. Everyone know Marco secretly has a thing for star and Star secretly has a thing for Marco but they belive its what's being "bestfriends" why can't Starco just happen already.
- did you hear the the guy in SVTFOE named Marco Diaz kissed Jackie Lynn Thomas?
- Marco is the brunette with the mole under his eye right?
-ya, everyone know Star and Marco likes each other but they don't know how to show it.
-that's sad, Starco was a good ship.
