Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post
mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly
overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or
Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding.
Promo girl in the
passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man
short dick disease'
