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Dicktionary
A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.

teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
By Carlina
Dicktionary
n. reference book decribing types of male genitals including normal variants, congenital and acquired deformities,hermaphrodites, traumatic amputations etc.

My word Leroy! Let me get my camera out! That there belongs in a dicktionary!

No baby. That there belongs in you!
By Wilona
Dicktionary
when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!
By Hester
Dicktionary
A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.

Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!
By Anastasie
Dicktionary
1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?
By Vonnie
Dicktionary
A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.

This fuckin' wack dicktionary.
By Michele
Dicktionary
a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length

crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
By Nananne
Dicktionary
A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.

Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
By Karrah
Dicktionary
Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.

Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.
By Odette
Dicktionary
A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.

"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."

"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."
By Eunice