Define Dicktits Meaning

Dicktits
Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.

But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.
By Melitta
Dicktits
Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.

Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.

Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
By Billie
Dicktits
your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits
By Wandie
Dicktits
A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?
By Pietra
Dicktit
word used to describe someone in a sarcastic manner.

What's up dicktit? how re you?

By Van
Dicktits
1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.

1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
By Nariko
Dicktits
a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.

This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits
By Caryl
Dicktit
A word for someone that does something stupid and really embarrases you infront of a croud

*your mate falls over infront of the whole year on sports day and starts screaming/laughing*
"OMG what an absolute dicktit!!"
By Anette
Dicktits
1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
By Fina
Dicktit
a term used to describe a person that acts like an asshole. they are a complete and total dick, but that word just doesn't do them justice. so tit is added.

you're such a terrible human being. scratch that, you are a manipulative dicktit.
By Allissa