Define Dog Show Meaning

Dog Show
a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.

Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'

Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."

By Ardenia
Cat At A Dog Show
To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.
By Joline
Columbus Dog Show
Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.

You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!
By Vere
Dog Show Day
A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.

Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
By Emiline
Wesminster Dog Show Aunts
Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.

A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."
By Olive
Show Dog
The pretty female friend used by men to get noticed by other females.

He doesn't really want a relationship with you. You are his show dog to make other females notice.
By Sheree
Animal Planets International Dog Show Bronze Medalist

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist
By Marnia
Show Dog
female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.

show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob
By Elizabeth
Dog And Pony Show
An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.

The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.
By Jania
Dog And Pony Show
an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.
By Jeanne