Define Dpd Meaning

DPD
Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.
By Melodie
DPD
"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.
By Breena
DPD
Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead

Batman has a serious case of DPD
By Alisun
DPD
Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?
By Rosaline
Dpd
African American orgin. Commonly used as a nick name for Dave Paul Dave. Dave Paul for short. Often plays basketball and talks with the girls basetball team. Scores buckets all day and loves prank phone calls. Most commonly uses the word fack in his vocabulary dictionary

Kyle : Yo watch me drain this 3- pointer like its my facking job
Dpd: Wow I can't believe you just facking balled like that
By Bibbye
DPD

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.
By Kittie
DPD
Djiboutian Pocket Darts. A complex billiards/darts game. www.geocities.com/cchsarge.

Want to go down to the silver cue this weekend and play some DPD?
By Lilias
DPD

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.
By Charisse
DPD Face
Not an Acronym, just the face someone makes when they are feeling angry, confused and rage towards metadata, wings, beers and fun.

Similar to RBF (relaxed bitch face) but usually that is unintentional this is true hard core resentment.

She had a real DPD face when I giving my presentation and it was evident my puns and antidotes were not amusing to her in the least. She was not invited to wing club.
By Alejandrina
Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"
When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"
By Sharleen